The Wedding Dress Housewife Chronicles: Yard Work


Wedding Dress Housewife!
Night and day it’s Wedding Dress Housewife
Make the bed, change the diapers
Wash the dishes, do the laundry

And the yard work and the mowing
They always keep her hopping

She goes around in circles
Till she’s very, very dizzy
Still they holler
Keep a-busy Wedding Dress Housewife!

We can do it, we can do it
We can help our Wedding Dress Housewife
We can make her dress so pretty
There’s nothing to it, really
We’ll tie a sash around it
Put a ribbon through it
When dancing at the reception
She’ll be more beautiful without exception
In the lovely dress we’ll make for Wedding Dress Housewife
(Lyrics adjusted from Cinderella’s “The Work Song”)

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The Wedding Dress Housewife Chronicles: Doing Chores

If you’re going to put on a lovely pair of arm-length gloves for your household chores, why not dress them up with some silk satin? As your nose inhales the aroma of dish soap or the bite of toilet bowl cleaner, you’ll be whisked away to a time when “Canon in D” announced your processional down the aisle.

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