This is me pulling my hair out.
I need some help. My creativity has temporarily been zapped. Ask me to come up with a creative costume? No problem. Ask me to come up with a dinner with the contents left in your refrigerator? Piece of cake. What I need is a name. For what, you ask? Well… I’ve been asked to be a blogger for conversantlife.com, and I’m just plain stumped on what to call my column. It’s a really cool site, and I’ll get to write about all sorts of topics. But the best thing the founder could give me as a column idea was “Baer Hugs.” He was actually joking… thinking if he gave me that idea, I could only improve from there. That was a relief, because with a name like that I’d be forced to write about collections of Precious Moments figurines. My brother gave me the idea to name it “Free Coffee.” But that would be just plain lying. C’mon Matt, don’t be crazy. Here are a few other ideas:
– Making sense of it all
– Still figuring it out
– Happy Donuts (just to make sure you’re still reading… but there seriously is a store with this name in the city)
– In a few words
– Baerly blundering (ohh.. that doesn’t make sense)
See? I need some help. If you have an idea for the name of my column… send it my way! I’ll figure out some way to reward the winner if your name is picked